Sunday, October 10, 2010

How to Drive a Teacher Crazy

Kyohei Baito
2B Writing 
October 11, 2010

     If you follow these steps, it will be very easy to drive a teacher crazy. The first step is to be noisy by doing things such as using a cellphone, knocking on the desk, or talking with friends with loud voices during class. For instance, if you suddenly shout, “Mom!” or something in a loud voice at a quiet time like during a test, it will be more effective. The second step is to do stupid things that cause trouble for others. For example, when your teacher asks the students a question, you could raise your hand and answer without actually having any ideas. Then the teacher will say, “Why did you raise your hand?” and become angry. In addition, some other good ideas are to do the wrong homework, hold a BBQ party in the classroom, and go to class after drinking too much. After that, the teacher will be so exasperated and she won`t be able to scold the students. The next step is to make the teacher nervous. For example, if you sleep a lot and snore loudly during class, the teacher will feel that her class is very boring. Moreover, tapping your foot while crossing your arms and scowling at the teacher during class makes the teacher lose her confidence to teach and be going nuts. The final step is to continue these behaviors. Continuing is the most important thing for success in your mission. At the end of these steps, you will drive your teacher crazy. In summary, bad behaviors result in driving teachers crazy. If you want to see a crazy teacher, try to follow these steps!

1 comment:

  1. This is really funny, Baito! You have some great advice :-).

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